You’d think I would’ve learned my lesson last night by charging my phone in the afternoon so it would be ready to go but noooooooooo

yeevil:

fornaxed:

havefaithinnathan:

dicksplit:

In the club like

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Yep.

#wait a second… is that a straight porn gif?????#disgusting#absolutely vile

omg straight sex is so nasty. like, i dont have a problem with straight people but they should really just keep it to themselves.

bombing:

still don’t know what the fuck a wonderwall is

(via appliancedirectdude)

proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

(Source: proctalgia, via andrewquo)